Monday, November 21, 2005

Hooray for Capitalism

I haven’t been specifically blogerific lately. Believe me this isn’t an over site, it’s just that it I've been wrapped up. I do owe you guys an explanation as to why the lame posting for the last few days.

Here is the scoop. I’ve been given the opportunity to work as much as I want on a project for overtime. Since the socialists haven’t come out of their pockets and donated money to me, I turn to capitalism to clear me of some of my money woes. The company I work for gained a contract so that they could make money (Hooray for Capitalism), I have been told that I could work on it as much as I want after hours making overtime (Hooray for Capitalism), this means that by helping the company I work for make money, I will also make money (Hooray for Capitalism).

Unlike other people (socialist weenies) that would complain about not getting their fare share and that large corporations are abusing their work force by not paying them a living wage, I have taken up the challenge of making the availability of this work pay off. True, I will not get paid as much as the company that I work for, but in all I don’t have to come out my pocket to have the tools necessary to complete the job either. I’m showing that “can do” industrious attitude that made America great. I’m not showing the “I’m too good for that where’s my hand out” attitude that other people show.

The bad news is that I will only get to write something if I have time during my lunch. This means you might see some copy and paste post’s that have been given to me by my not so abundant friends. What can I say, I’m a real bastard at heart and don’t like most people. This puts a large dent in the amount of people I hang out with. If anyone has something funny that they would like to share, within the next few weeks, feel free to email it to me. Warning, I’m the final judge on what’s posted so don’t get all bent out of shape because your email wasn’t posted. I have a strange sense of humor to start with and sometimes mainstream funny just doesn’t do it for me. To give you a clue on what I think is funny take a gander at these two songs by bloodhound gang. On second thought don't send me stuff like that. As funny as I think those guys are, it just wouldn't be apropriate for this blog.

9 Comments:

At 10:08 AM, Blogger a4g said...

Doctor, I think I like 'teh funny aggregator' idea.

Something similiar seemed to work out pretty well for a guy named Glenn...

You just need a couple catch phrases.

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Zoinks is already taken so is Doh. How 'bout "this is the poop"

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

Possible repercussions from "this is the poop."

Guy: "My Camaro will run 13s in the quarter."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that thing is the poop!"

Guy: "No it isn't."

Guy 2: "Yes it is!"

Guy: Throws punch.


Doc, why do people get their panties in a wad when life takes precedent over blogging? I mean, I don't have a life so blogging it is.

 
At 1:33 PM, Blogger PoP said...

And to think it took me an hour and two rolls of duct tape to get you to watch Monty python. You seem to edit most of my stuff to the point where you look like the smart one. Typical media slanting on your side. I'll see if i can come up with some thing about your sister's husband.

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger Peakah said...

Bust some ass Doc... Good to hear that a profitable situation has arisen.

Can I borrow 20 bucks? I'd like some swag.

 
At 8:52 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

Glad you're getting some OT $! Capitalism only sucks when it gets in the way of blogging. Or shooting. Or, well, ... other stuff.

 
At 11:13 PM, Blogger Daniel Levesque said...

Have fun making all that evil money. :)

www.ravingconservative.com

 
At 4:43 AM, Anonymous Jo said...

Congrats on the work :)

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger Frank Galvin said...

That's fine...the less you guys write...the better!!

FG

 

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