Why Aren’t You
Why aren’t you regaling us with asinine poo stories, Phat Tony? Why aren’t you posting stuff in the morning so that I can read you moronic crap, while drinking my star bucks? Where is the Phat History that we’ve come to know and tolerate? Did people really send these questions, or are you just making this stuff up as you go along?
Jeez, give a guy a break would ya. What are you the Grand Inquisitor? I’m busy making ends meat for the family unit. That means long hours of tedious work and self sacrifice. Good news is that if all works out I will be able to afford to have the title of lower middle-class.