Home D***: Good evening Home D*** how can I help you?
DPT: I need to speak to someone about caulk.
Home D***: Please hold while I transfer you to the right department.
Bill: Hello this is Bill how can I help you?
DPT: Bill, this is Tony and I heard you were the man to speak to when it came to caulk. Is that right?
Bill: Yah, I know a bit about it. What do you need to know?
DPT: Well I’ve never handled Caulk before, is it hard?
Bill: No, it’s real easy. What do you need the Caulk for?
DPT: My friend was telling me that Caulk was good to fill cracks. My buddy loves Caulk. He says Caulk is the best thing out there to fill a crack.
Bill: Well, it’s pretty good at sealing cracks.
DPT: Let me ask you a couple of questions about the Caulk you have there, Bill. What sizes does Caulk come in?
Bill: Well we have it in 10oz and 6oz.
DPT: So, you have a ½ pound of Caulk and a ¼ pound of Caulk.
Bill: I don’t know the conversion, but that’s sound right.
DPT: How large is the 10oz Caulk?
Bill: It’s pretty big. How large is the crack you’re trying to fill?
DPT: We’ll get to that later. Does the Caulk come in different colors?
Bill: Just white and black.
DPT: Which do you prefer?
Bill: It depends, I’ve actually never used the black before, but I bet it works fine.
DPT: I see. Well I guess I’ll have to come down there and take a look at your Caulk.
Bill: No problem, is there anything else?
DPT: Nope, I think that’s about it. Bill you’ve been a big help. You sure do know a lot about Caulk.
Authors note: I’m not sure where I heard the premise of this originally but it sure is funny.