Saturday, December 03, 2005

Insolublog VRS Frank Galvin

ROUND 1

It seems that Insolublog and Frank Galvin have built some type of dysfunctional relationship. I intend to exploit it. Frank can send me a post for rebuttal anytime by emailing me.

Another Heartfelt Frank You Letter

Thank you, Frank. Thanks for bolstering my firm confidence in Republican victory for the foreseeable future. Nobody loves being insulted more than me. It morally liberates me to do the same. It has that crisp morning ozone aroma, that wakes you up, next to that cup of steaming java. There is nothing like having moonbats, suffering from a dangerous virulent strain of Lyssavirus, break their fangs off on my thick, computerized, nerdy hide. George Bush knows what I am talking about. I am specifically fond of the name altering game. It brings me all the way back to those fond childhood days, with delightful playground taunts of "I know you are, but what am I?" and "I'm rubber, you're glue...".You get the picture. What Fun Stuff.

You know, Frank you do have some good points.

On your point of the Order, We should shed our swastikas and Klan pillowcases on E-Bay. I'm sure planned parenthood would snap up the former for their 'Museum of our Founder'. Bob Byrd will, no doubt, gobble up the latter. To move forward, with the great recovery however, you should endeavor to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that there is no Democrat White People's Party.

Here is the idea:

First, find Bob Byrd a room, in a roach motel somewhere. Lock the door. Next, collectively buy the home next to Ted Kennedy's house in Hyannisport. Convert the upscale property into a special needs, self esteem building retreat for downtrodden, homeless, illegal Mexican welfare recipients. Stock it with lots of booze, a 2 kilowatt stereo, a small rice burner track out
back and an outdoor pig rotisserie on the front lawn. Then carefully monitor Teddy, as he simmers in his commitment to humility and multi-cultural diversity. Make sure you have that finger poised on the MSM nuclear press release detonation trigger, ready to deploy, on the first sign of complaint. We can fashion a similar scene next to Kerry's Beacon Hill brownstone. I
know they are all for 'the little people' and 'the children'. I know, in spite of the strong resemblance and stench, that they are nothing like those elitist, upper crust, French socialists, who have been deliberately greasing the socioeconomic ladder rungs of young Muslims. It would be such a nice taste of what our military gets from the press.

I like your twist on the first amendment too, Frank. As soon as possible, I plan to hop on a plane to New York, rush past NYT security and pound on the door of Pinch Sulzberger. I will demand that he print my excoriating letter of discontent, above the fold, in the Times. After all it's about my free speech, damn it. I will tell him that he has no moral right to moderate and censor his newspaper. I will then order Pinch to print a hyperlink, pimping my blog. That should bring the ratings up. I will work my way over to the Scare America studio and do the same thing. I can always use some lame excuse about public airwaves, FCC and stuff. We will have to see how it turns out.

I must tell you Frank, I am in love with that innovative new theory on Taxes too. Now I can forget all that ridiculous general fund propaganda, which I have been swallowing all these years. I no longer need to rely on the old, tired assumption that so much percentage of every dollar goes to into the pork barrel du jour.

Now I am free to speculate wildly.

Maybe this is what the South Park Underpants Gnomes do, on the off season! They carefully check each taxpayer's gift of love and put the check in some special place. Hmmm, Frank's check goes to sensitive, caring entitlements. Insolublog's check goes into the evil national security/Halliburton tray. Michael Moore's check goes into, well the evil Halliburton tray, since he owns the stock. It can't be the general fund, since I cannot possibly know where MY money goes. Oh, and thanks for reminding me that I need to bitch at the government again. (Taking note. ) This is great. I want all my red cents, from my blue state, going to national security.

You must have been an adept taffy puller, in a previous life, Frank. When you took my statement on the evils of tort lawyers, and transposed it into a Delay style indictment, endorsing corporate corruption. That was sheer spin genius of Howard Dean lore! The way you tenaciously stick to that evil corporate entity argument is breathtaking. Ted Kennedy is raising his scotch glass to you. Even innocent employees form a slimy head on the evil, abominable corporate Hydra. They must all pay in blood. Silly me. I thought people working in the private sector created all the wealth in this country. Now I know it is collected and carefully vended out by government, lawyers and liberal political apparatchiks. See? I can pull taffy too.

Sadly, I know the Fourth Reich is in charge now, Frank. Take heart. I am sure that there is an important role for the angry disenfranchised moonbat in our society. DPT identified it once as the 'circle of poo'. To grow a strong political oak, you need a good nourishing dose of stinky poo, to feed the grassroots. Yes, I do forgive you for living in Chicago, Frank. Say hi, on my behalf, to the right honorable Mayor Daly. He is, what we conservatives call a good, solid predictable Democrat.

11 Comments:

At 10:06 AM, Blogger Peakah said...

Nothing like a good pimpslap by Insol to keep these hacks at bay.

 
At 11:23 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

I'd hate to be on Insol's bad side.

 
At 5:45 AM, Blogger Patriot Xeno said...

by getting so annoyed/outraged at their continual stream of bs, you're only giving them what they want: attention. the extreme left has lost their right to having their opinions even entertained as valid opinions, because they are so far out there, and are so blatantly absurd. debating them only makes them think they have a position worth debating. just ignore them.

not saying you should ignore all dems, as some of them are reasonable and intelligent (though a bit mislead), just the extreme nutjobs (i.e. at DU and kos)

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger Uber said...

I think lefties should be encouraged at every opportunity to speak loud, clear, and often. This will ensure that many are painfully aware that so many are so blatantly absurd, especially when the DNC puts nutjobs in positions of leadership and proudly trots them out in front of cameras.

 
At 7:33 AM, Anonymous Fiar said...

Insol(ent) strikes again. Awesome with the smitings as always.

 
At 2:50 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Yes.
Remind me never to p@@s-off Insol.

Great stuff!

 
At 2:59 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Oh, yeah.
Thanks for the linky-love, too!! :)

 
At 4:50 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Have you been doing that word for the day thing? I know you didn't learn this in Public high school. and haveing checked your grades from the local community Colloge you flunked out of, it couldn't have been that. The Army did you good. I just hope Frank understood what you said. Great job.

 
At 6:11 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Thank Insolublog He wrote it. you can tell because it isn't stupid.

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger McSwain said...

Did you take a look at the "Random Funny Picture"? If this is his idea of funny, I think I can find nice place for him to sit out his days -- a 7ft spike in my front yard!

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Frank Galvin said...

Typical insults from a bunch of lackeys and Yes Men (actually Yes Persons to be PC for Uber).

You are all so easy to point fingers yet you never analyze yourselves which makes you a either a fool or scared.

It is amazing, truly amazing, the lengths you all will go through on this blog (and god knows where else) to defend looking out only for yourselves and to "hell" with those less unfortunate. You spit out names like "liberal", "nutjob", "idiot", etc just because I care about people. Well if that's what it takes to care then so be it. bend me over and f*ck me in the ass...you can all take turns if it makes you feel better. Yes I am an idiot and all those things...but at least I'm not a selfish prick who sleeps with his rifle/pistol at night. You guys care more about money and gun rights more than anything else.

While it is true that there are MANY Democrats who act selfish, dumb, and hypocritical...and I suppose the right side is just a gleaming diamond. Only those who are self-serving and snobbish would condem me.

As far as the random funny picture on my blog...it's all tongue-in-cheek. Obviously I don't have the sophisticated humor you all have in here and I apologize for this. I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth and I don't expect help from anyone. I have struggled quite a bit due to my own mistakes and lack of knowledge in some areas...but I try. I have also served my country as a soldier and I am humbled whenever I see someone who's homeless or hungry; YES...even if it's due to their own laziness. While some people don't always make the best choices in life, are abusers of the system, etc., I'm not jealous of the fact thay they may have taken my tax dollars (or whomever's) and were thrown a few crumbs. God only knows how many $100 hammers our government has bought, etc. Despite its problems, I do like our government...I truly believe its the best around but it can use some work.

Anyways, I've said what I wanted to say. I'll stay away from this blog from this point on as 1) I rarely have the time to post being a full-time worker and full-time law student, 2) no one really "hears" what I say anyways, 3) my beliefs are unpopular and are thus censored 3/4 of the time.

And God help you if some company is negligent or if some doctor performs a procedure incorrectly on you or a loved one because judging from the sentiment in here...I know none of you would take one penny for damages correct?
I admire you all for this...you're surely a better person than me in this respect.

Now....who wants the first turn to do me in the ass then? You?

FG

 

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