Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Q & A Not T & A


What kind of site do you think this is anyway? Its Q & A time here at Dr. Phat Tony’s. The topic of your questions today will be….umm…..me. Yah, that’s the ticket. I’m sure some of you want to know a little bit more about me, my personal habits, my theory on why people keep sending me poo stories. So here is you chance, ask me anything. If I’m too uncomfortable answering your question, I’ll make up something completely ridiculous. Leave your question in the comments.

17 Comments:

At 8:39 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I guess I'm not enteresting enough for people to wonder about me and feel they need to ask a question.

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger Peakah said...

I'd like to know exactly how you'd fend off a knife attack by your ninja wife?

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Tell us about your favorite gun that you own.
If you don't own one, go buy one and tell us about it!

 
At 9:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's discuss tracked vehicles, tanks, bulldozers, whatever. When a section of track(A) comes in contact with a piece of ground(B) it stays there until the vehicle rolls by and rolls it back up perpetually. That being said, if a tank is moving at 20 mph and A comes in contact with B and stays there does that mean that the rest of the sections of track are moving at 40mph to make up for A not moving?

 
At 9:38 AM, Anonymous Fiar said...

Shouldn't you change the name of the site to Megabrad Phat Tony's or something?

What's the best place to bury a dirty hippie so that the police will never find the body?

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger a4g said...

What is most essential to the Dr. Phat Tony lifestyle?

Is it the Doctorness? Or that Phatness?

 
At 12:33 PM, Anonymous MEGABRAD said...

Perfect timing for this, cause I got a question.

All the official Dr. Phat Tony swag shirts are white. I am a man who eats like a slob. I slop whatever I eat all over my shirts. I am a pig. And, I like to wipe my mouth on my sleeves too, after belching profoundly!
Is it possible that you might offer official DPT swag in black, for those of us afflicted with a manly eating disorder?

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger freudz wet dream said...

Why is your name Tony if you're not Italian?

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger PoP said...

Why Don't you ever give credit to the father that introduced you to Monty Python the credit he deserves for you growing up to be a Funny, Greedy, Rich Republican Wannabe.

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger Ssssteve said...

Doc, What color caulk do you like best?

sorry couldn't help it!

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

If you could bang (er, make love to) any woman, living or dead (well, the dead ones would be alive for this), who would it be?

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger Uber said...

What is something you always wanted to do but have never done? (naughteh with dead chicks excluded since Wyatt already covered that)

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Why is Fruedz Wet Dream back after all this time?

 
At 5:57 PM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

What is your address because I have all this toilet paper and eggs just sitting around the house.

 
At 8:08 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Being poo oriented, do you ever use that tired old pull-my-finger joke? Does Pop?

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

During your "skivyless" period, did you ever get anything else stolen by the Underpants Gnomes?

 
At 9:50 PM, Blogger spacemonkey said...

If given the choice would you
a) Eat a small live snake
b) Climb a volcano wearing a clown suit
or
c) kiss micheal moore full on the mouth

 

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