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American citizen: Assalamy’alaikum. Larry’s Mosque and 24 hour tanning, this is Larry, how can I help you? Allah be praised.
Suspected terrorist: Alaikum assalmy. Yes, Larry, (muffled giggling) ..um… My name is Bin La…um… Bin Babbaganoosh and I’m looking for my friend Mike Hunt, could you page him for me.
Larry: Sure, give me one moment please. muffled: Mike Hunt you have a call at the front desk. If anyone has seen Mike Hunt please send him to the front desk.
Bin: (muffled laughter muffled: stop laughing Al, this is never going to work if he hears you.)
Larry: I’m sorry Mr. Babbaganoosh, I can’t seem to find Mike Hunt at the moment. Would you like for me to take a message?
Bin: Actually you might be able to help me. Allah be praised. Mike was telling me you had a problem with your refrigerator. (muffled laughter muffled: shhh) Could you tell me if your refrigerator is running?
Larry: Uhh, I didn’t hear about any problem with the refrigerator. Hold on one second while I go check.
Bin (muffled: I can’t believe he’s going to check. muffled laughter)
Larry: I went and checked the refrigerator and, Allah be praised, it is indeed running.
Bin: Well you better go catch it before it get’s away. (hysterical laughter)
Larry: You son of a goat. I declare Jihad on you. If I ever see you, Allah have mercy, I will remove you head from your body.
Bin: (hysterical laughter)
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posted by Dr. Phat Tony @ 6:08 AM
11 comments
11 Comments:
Maybe he is hanging out with Mike Hawk. HA!
and FIRST!
Just when I think the terrorist scum can't get any lower, they descend further into madness and barbarity.
I'm speechless.
Sheesh, you would think that larry guy could take a joke?!
I bet Larry was investigated thoroughly also. I think you know what I mean when I say "investigated".
Now that's what I'm talkin bout, Willis!
See, I knew that the wire tapping was working.
Funny, Doc!!
Riveting, Doc. Further proving the necessity of wiretapping.
Son of a goat? ha Nice touch.
I actually know someone named Mike Hawk, and he doesn't think that joke is very funny.
I remember years ago I was waitressing down in South Philly and we got a call for someone looking for "Mike Hunt". We were so busy so and I didn't give it a second thought when I called it out:
"There's a phone call for Mike Hunt. I'm looking for Mike Hunt.
Mike Hu...OMG! OMG!"
That's when I looked for the nearest hole to crawl into. I wanted to die!
My coworkers, one of whom had called looking for "Mike Hunt" were hysterical. I had a pretty good laugh too, and the customers must have felt sorry for me because I made good money that night! :)
Where's Amanda Huggenkiss?
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