Breaking News: Intercepted Call Leaked
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American citizen: Assalamy’alaikum. Larry’s Mosque and 24 hour tanning, this is Larry, how can I help you? Allah be praised.
Suspected terrorist: Alaikum assalmy. Yes, Larry, (muffled giggling) ..um… My name is Bin La…um… Bin Babbaganoosh and I’m looking for my friend Mike Hunt, could you page him for me.
Larry: Sure, give me one moment please. muffled: Mike Hunt you have a call at the front desk. If anyone has seen Mike Hunt please send him to the front desk.
Bin: (muffled laughter muffled: stop laughing Al, this is never going to work if he hears you.)
Larry: I’m sorry Mr. Babbaganoosh, I can’t seem to find Mike Hunt at the moment. Would you like for me to take a message?
Bin: Actually you might be able to help me. Allah be praised. Mike was telling me you had a problem with your refrigerator. (muffled laughter muffled: shhh) Could you tell me if your refrigerator is running?
Larry: Uhh, I didn’t hear about any problem with the refrigerator. Hold on one second while I go check.
Bin (muffled: I can’t believe he’s going to check. muffled laughter)
Larry: I went and checked the refrigerator and, Allah be praised, it is indeed running.
Bin: Well you better go catch it before it get’s away. (hysterical laughter)
Larry: You son of a goat. I declare Jihad on you. If I ever see you, Allah have mercy, I will remove you head from your body.
Bin: (hysterical laughter)