Gets My Goat
You guys thought I wasn’t going to post today, didn’t ya? Well I am it just took me a little while to figure out what I wanted to put down on the blog.
I’m going to share with you one of the coolest animals I’ve heard about. I can’t begin to tell you how bad I want to have one of these as a pet. If you don’t know about the world famous Tennessee Fainting Goat, then well…I guess you don’t know about them. Any who, this goat’s muscles will seize up and they fall to the ground when it get’s scared or excited. It looks like it faints from fear. Hours of entertainment for everyone.
Now besides being extremely funny to watch, I see military applications. You see, we can drop these goats in terrorist controlled territory, the terrorists will chase the goats and catch them (as soon as you scare them they fall over so it’s pretty easy to catch one), and then blow them all up in mid coitus. Another full proof way to kill terrorists.
Enjoy the news clip about the goats.