Friday, January 06, 2006

Monkey Business


"Awww... look at the poor little monkey.. he is stuck in that cage." Yeah I bet a lot of you thought or even said that out loud when you first saw this picture. Allow me to correct you all. First off, this is not a monkey, but a Bonobo. A Bonobo is similar to a chimpanzee except it has some VERY different behavioral patterns. These little wonders of nature actually have sex for every reason you can think of! They get scared and ... BAMMMM they are going to town. They are happy, BAMMM a good time. They are angry... and yes, you guessed it, some good ole fashioned grudge fu**ing!

Anyway the whole point of this picture is to cause people to think. If this "monkey" lives and dies for sex, then by putting him in a cage is his greatest dream. The other Bonobos can't get away from his sexual pursuits, there is always a fresh booty call in the cage, and lastly, dumb ass people will pay money to go to the zoo and watch this little bastard either go wild with another "monkey" or watch as it rubs its own root down! So, in essence, this little creature is living the life of a Bonobo porn star at the expense of the stupid people who pay $12-15 to go to the zoo! * Also to be noted, the Bonobo mixes two of my favorite things, sex and monkeys, so of course it is sitting high on my list of way cool sh1t! B-Cack

B-Cack is still accepting questions in this post’s comments.

12 Comments:

At 5:01 AM, Anonymous Steve the Pirate said...

I bet PETA has a field day with these things...

 
At 5:43 AM, Anonymous linda said...

So, are you saying you want to live at the zoo and have people pay money to see you do your thang? Sounds ambitious!

 
At 5:54 AM, Blogger Contagion said...

I'm not sure I want to watch any hot monkey lovin'. It just doesn't seem... entertaining to me.

 
At 6:03 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I don't know Maybe if you were given a program and could keep "score" it would be mildly amusing.

 
At 6:31 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I'm not going unless they fling poop once in a while!

 
At 6:45 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

You know that's a given.

 
At 7:30 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I'm there, dude.

 
At 9:18 AM, Anonymous Steve the Pirate said...

Say the word "poop" and JimmyB will be there.

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger Ssssteve said...

I think Ron Jeremy is turning in to one of these. That monkey looks like him. Maybe an offspring?

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger Uber said...

Ah may as well just rent a video. They're not that much different, avoid the poo flinging and strollers running over the back of your heels while you watch.

 
At 10:54 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Ssssteve, your thinking hedge hog pron.

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger SeanS said...

Have they started releasing videos of this yet? I'm sure you could get it to sell on the internet.

 

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