Friday, February 24, 2006

Gay Disney

After seeing this post on IMAO with the caption reading “BrokeBack Space Mountain” and then seeing the comment by Frankieyes that read “Butt Pirates of the Caribbean”, I figured why not have some fun and lampoon a lot of Disney rides. So here are some new attractions at the Gay Disney World.

“It’s the wrong hole after all”
“Ass Mountain” (instead of Splash Mountain…ok it’s lame, but I’m trying)

Now it’s everyone else’s chance to come up with some gay name for a ride at Disney or any other amusement park. Leave them in the comments and let’s see how assinine we can make this.

You think this might get me a whole bunch of hits from people looking for homo-erotic trips to Florida?


At 6:21 AM, Anonymous Stretch said...

Pete White and the Seven Inches
Alex in Chunderland
Pan's Peter
Man and a Tramp
101 Anal Lesions
Pork Sword in the Stone
The Jungle Fever Book
The Arrested Chaps
Rob in Hood
Vinnie the Spoo
The Little Manmaid
The Rescuers Going Down Under (the stairs in a dark alley)
The Brokeback of Notre Dame
Bare Brothers
High-Low and Switch
Pleasure Plan-It
Rump on the Ranger

I believe I just heard Walt Disney's body hit 10,000 RPM in his grave.

At 7:39 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

How do you follow that list?!

I'm glad the Gay community has another amusement park choice. I'm sure they were getting tired of Six Fags.

At 7:40 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

I suppose you could add "The Lion Queen Show".

At 8:05 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

BrokeBack to the Future?

At 9:10 AM, Blogger Cove Rebel said...

How about Face Mountin'

At 12:57 PM, Blogger Ssssteve said...

Hide the submarine ride?

At 1:04 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

wasn't that one called "2000 freaks under the sheets" ?

At 2:08 PM, Blogger The Man said...

The "It's a Small World" ride is about as gay as they come.

At 2:13 PM, Blogger Rooster Cashews said...

"Ass up and over" tea(kettle)-cup ride.

Big Thunder Mountain and "Hershey Highway."

Casey Jr.'s Circus "Daisy-chain" Train.

Chip 'n Dale's "All male revue" Treehouse. (Like Chippendale dancers...)

Mad Tea- "Bagging" Party.

"Ass"-Pirates Arcade Museum

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. (Oops, sorry, that one is a real ride)

And the two below don't need any help either...

"Woody's Roundup"

or "Rocket Rods"

I'm done.

At 2:27 PM, Blogger Contagion said...

I lost the one I had thought of reading all the others.

At 2:27 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Maybe next week we can make up pron names for movies, or has this been enough for everyone.

At 5:15 PM, Anonymous lil' b-cack said...

yes, the movie thing sound hilarious. I feel so left out because I have never been to Disney land, so I don't know what the names are called.... But I can definately be a pervert with movies!!!

At 6:45 PM, Blogger SeanS said...

I gotta agree with Rooster. The gayest has to be Mr. Toad's wild ride. Funniest part is that Toad ends up in Hell at the end.

Dirty sinner.

At 3:05 PM, Blogger Nightcrawler said...

LOL... I can't even hold a candle to the suggestions above! Those were great.

I think the movie thing sounds fun!

At 3:19 AM, Anonymous Scouser said...

Dunnu if you American's have heard of it but here in the UK we have the Pop See Mack's Big One, ok, lame I know but hey!

At 2:33 PM, Blogger Deathlok said...

stretch, I prefer Pokeherhotass!

MjizzM "Stud"ios
or M"G-Spot"M Studios

For more violence I would like to open the "Enter at Your Own Risk" AniMaul Kingdom.


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