Gay Disney
After seeing this post on IMAO with the caption reading “BrokeBack Space Mountain” and then seeing the comment by Frankieyes that read “Butt Pirates of the Caribbean”, I figured why not have some fun and lampoon a lot of Disney rides. So here are some new attractions at the Gay Disney World.
“It’s the wrong hole after all”
“Ass Mountain” (instead of Splash Mountain…ok it’s lame, but I’m trying)
Now it’s everyone else’s chance to come up with some gay name for a ride at Disney or any other amusement park. Leave them in the comments and let’s see how assinine we can make this.
You think this might get me a whole bunch of hits from people looking for homo-erotic trips to Florida?
posted by Dr. Phat Tony @ 5:37 AM
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Pete White and the Seven Inches
Slambi
Genderella
Alex in Chunderland
Pan's Peter
Man and a Tramp
101 Anal Lesions
Pork Sword in the Stone
The Jungle Fever Book
The Arrested Chaps
Rob in Hood
Vinnie the Spoo
The Little Manmaid
The Rescuers Going Down Under (the stairs in a dark alley)
Pokahardass
The Brokeback of Notre Dame
Caligulese
Bare Brothers
High-Low and Switch
Pleasure Plan-It
Rump on the Ranger
I believe I just heard Walt Disney's body hit 10,000 RPM in his grave.
How do you follow that list?!
I'm glad the Gay community has another amusement park choice. I'm sure they were getting tired of Six Fags.
I suppose you could add "The Lion Queen Show".
BrokeBack to the Future?
How about Face Mountin'
Hide the submarine ride?
wasn't that one called "2000 freaks under the sheets" ?
The "It's a Small World" ride is about as gay as they come.
"Ass up and over" tea(kettle)-cup ride.
Big Thunder Mountain and "Hershey Highway."
Casey Jr.'s Circus "Daisy-chain" Train.
Chip 'n Dale's "All male revue" Treehouse. (Like Chippendale dancers...)
Mad Tea- "Bagging" Party.
"Ass"-Pirates Arcade Museum
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. (Oops, sorry, that one is a real ride)
And the two below don't need any help either...
"Woody's Roundup"
http://www.yesterland.com/roundup.html
or "Rocket Rods"
http://www.yesterland.com/rocketrods.html
I'm done.
I lost the one I had thought of reading all the others.
Maybe next week we can make up pron names for movies, or has this been enough for everyone.
yes, the movie thing sound hilarious. I feel so left out because I have never been to Disney land, so I don't know what the names are called.... But I can definately be a pervert with movies!!!
I gotta agree with Rooster. The gayest has to be Mr. Toad's wild ride. Funniest part is that Toad ends up in Hell at the end.
Dirty sinner.
LOL... I can't even hold a candle to the suggestions above! Those were great.
I think the movie thing sounds fun!
Dunnu if you American's have heard of it but here in the UK we have the Pop See Mack's Big One, ok, lame I know but hey!
stretch, I prefer Pokeherhotass!
Epcock?
MjizzM "Stud"ios
or M"G-Spot"M Studios
For more violence I would like to open the "Enter at Your Own Risk" AniMaul Kingdom.
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