Right now there is a vote for an award, and because it’s so close I decided to host a debate for the leaders. I think this is only fair for the front runners to voice their opinions as to why anyone should vote for them.
Moderator: I would like to welcome all the nominees for the Best so Far Blog Awards.
DPT: Thanks, it’s good to be here.
Kitten Killer: I hate Democracy! Hurry this thing up! I still have to stop by the animal shelter to pick up a snack.
Lazy Daisy: How did I get dragged into all this?
Moderator: To start things off, why do you think you are worthy of receiving a Best so Far Award?
Democracy Hater: An award is just the first step in my plan for world domination. I will use this award as a springboard for instituting my “pet’s for lunch” program in all public schools.
DPT: The psychic friend’s network told me it was predestined.
Lazy Daisy: This is stupid. Who are these wackos?
Moderator: If you were a pie, what kind of pie would you be?
Michael Moore's Concubine: Can you put oil and the meat from orphans in a pie?
Lazy Daisy: I try to stay away from pies.
Moderator: What platform are you using to campaign for the award?
Knuckle Dragger: Lies, deceit, and anything else that will get me to the top of the pile. I really want to look down at all the little people and pour hot tar on them.
DPT: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?.......
Lazy Daisy: Alright I’ve had enough. This is the most moronic thing ever.
Moderator: One last question. Do you think that you will win?
High Priest of Evil: It would fulfill the prophecy and start the end of days. So it is written (in the blood of orphan children) so shall it be.
DPT: I hope so. I’ve put a lot of time into my victory dance.
Lazy Daisy: I just want to get away from these two.