B-Cack on Children’s Books
Ok, you know I have to get all pissed off every now and then while I spout of mostly incoherent gibberish... which is why you love me right? So, tonight I am feeling pretty froggy and just thought I would write to tell you how pissed off I get when I read a Dr Seuss book! Ok I know that is like saying that puppies are ugly right, everyone just went "awwwwwwwww". Well, most of you are going off of fond childhood memories of "whosits and fon finks, zazoo bon quinks and even von kesslehorn honkers" Ok enough I might have to kick my own ass if I keep on like that. So, my point it that if you have read any of this in your adult life, you will clearly see that he is a fraud! NO SHIT, anyone can be a writer when they just make up words to get their stories to rhyme! Now, besides the fact that he was a fraud, think about the crap our kids are learning with these books, it is bad enough that we can barely get most of the kids in public schools to speak English. Do we really have to subjugate them to this nonsense?