Carnival of Comedy 48: The Border Patrol Edition
Welcome all to the 48th Carnival of Comedy. This is DPT, and I'm going to be your
Oh you industrious immigrants that took the time and hassle of going through the lengthy process of getting your resident visa. God bless you for your diligent work and your want to conform to American ideology, not to mention bringing the funny.
Point Five has shows a break through film for the immigration crowd.
Peace Moonbeam gives us another wonderful tale of the trials and tribulations of being a hippy protester (bonus for being beaten with a "Gay Communist Pacifists Against Fur" sign).
The Dimmer Switch shows that anytime you can put "Vile doll! Polymerized carbon trollop!" in a post you win top prize.
Steve has uncovered a boatload of Russian secrets.
Conservathink has a sure fire way to win American Idol; just follow Dick Cheney's lead.
Vox Poplar has a guest blogger. None other than our favorite Yale Student.
Gavriel has gone Hollywood and is pitching the nex big blockbuster.
You can see the sites and take your pictures with Mickey, but to stay in the US you've got to bring your "A" game.
The Limerick Savant submits....of course a limerick for our favorite chef.
Avant News brings us an interesting study on the futility of studying disappearing braincells.
Dean Swift has a post about the Pope laying down the law and Cheney picking up his weapon.
Josh Cohen has discovered the meaning of "abseil.
Jack Cluth wrote a great satire piece, but then I found out he really believes that the government is watching old ladies. I always thought it was a good idea to keep an eye on those old people.
Bucky F Williams has come across a few more findings from the Berkley study.
Anyone can give you talking heads debating politics, but only The Moxargon Group can give you Alien talking heads debating politics.
Conservative Cat is looking forward to more Sharon Stone wacko antics.
Justin is giving us all an Engrish lesson.
FIAR has sucken to a new low by advertising Move on products.
Bob from Either Orr seems to have uncovered the transcripts to a moonbat meeting.
The Baloney Press interestingresting piece on injections, doctors, and nose picking.
K T Cat has found a solution to the diminishing protestor problem.
Haven't we built a fence or wall to keep you guys out yet? You are the people I have to protect Jill from; well you guys and El Chupacabra.
Miriam wrote a whole post blegging for comments. Please give her some to keep the worm out of her mouth.
The Richmond Democrat is letting everyone know that the Democrats are going to be the party of liberty. I'll try to keep that in mind when I want to light up a smoke or own a weapon in San Fran.
Michael has a news report of someone buying a cool urn; person included.
The Mind of a Moron decides to go out of his way to help the homeless polish their beggin skills.
General Kang decides to spend his time venting his frustration on package wrapping.
Lecentre has only a short quip to share with the Carnival of Comedy
Seaspook has only a few words and a news story to share, but it could evolve with more work into something grand.
Well, I've done my civic duty of protecting this deal. I'm handing it off to whoever is brave enough to do this next week.
You can't have a carnival without linking the wonderful (they pay me to say that) IMAO and pimping their podcast IMAudiO.
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Remember: Save Jill!