Friday, March 03, 2006

Communist Teacher Starter Kit

It seems that everyone just loves this wacko teacher’s rant made during a geography class in a high school in Colorado. I really have to ask, “Did you expect anything else?” It seems to me that it’s only natural for a college educated man that chooses geography to be his purpose in life to be a communist. Let me explain. Geography, all though important for students to learn, can be learned by just picking up a map or a globe. This means that a geography teacher can easily be replaced by an inanimate object.

So here are some things that you need to have to become a communist teacher.
• Disheveled or balding with long hair. You can’t be a raving loony without it.

• A useless profession. If you can be replace by book or an inanimate object, then the only possible way for you to earn a living is to believe in socialism. Someone has to take care of you since you aren’t really producing anything.
• You have to believe in at least one Zionist conspiracy and the Military Industrial Complex.
• Repeat this, “Castro is great! Hugo Chavez is great! Bush is Hitler!”
• You have to believe that the only reason communism hasn’t worked yet is because of the people that ran it.
• Showering is optional. As a matter of fact, the more you smell the better your chances of becoming a famous communist teacher.
• Hate corporations, but have no problem accepting money for not producing anything.

Did I miss anything?

19 Comments:

At 7:53 AM, Blogger fmragtops said...

How about complaining about how the US violates human rights and oppresses people by fighting despots that oppress people and violate human rights.

 
At 8:17 AM, Blogger PoP said...

I bet he puts his hair in a pony tail. It should be illegal for balding men to wear pony tails.

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger a4g said...

It's all in the attitude. You've got to say really dumb, trite, moronic things while simultaneously surprising yourself with how clever and profound you are compared to the rabble.

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger a4g said...

Oh, and I think I'm getting a crush on Jill.

She just keeps looking at me.

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

She's a cuty. Don't let her break your heart.

 
At 8:46 AM, Anonymous linda said...

AMEN to what Pop said! I always have this awful urge to run up behind guys with ponytails with a pair of scissors and take care of what needs to be done!

 
At 8:53 AM, Anonymous Scouser said...

She won't break my heart, I'm all for the goat curry.

The teacher guy is harmless.

The people you really need to worry about now are the ones who are saying You're not allowed to keep that terrorist alive, that's torture.

I say F**k off, the terrorist is on hunger strike & force feeding him IS NOT TORTURE you DUMB F**KS

 
At 2:03 PM, Anonymous lil' b-cack said...

You left out that all great commie teachers must give students with viewpoints other than their own crappy grades, so they are forced to see things the commie way in order to pass the class. That is the only waythe socialist message is spread effectively.

 
At 2:34 PM, Blogger LadyCelticFire said...

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At 5:10 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

this is what ladycelticfire said "WOW America's Backwards Education System at its finest. you people should really actually READ and do some RESEARCH about communism before you start spouting off anti communist rhetoric. It may actually help you at least APPEAR intelligent...."

I did some research and it turns out most communis regimes don't like back talkers so I erased her comment like they would have done. Thanks for sharing lady.

 
At 7:06 PM, Blogger LadyCelticFire said...

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At 7:09 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Guess you haven't figured out the irony yet have you. My wife grew up in a communist country so I do know what it's about. My point is only in a free society would someone like you be able to write what you do. Would you like to hear stories about Catholic priests being murdered? How 'bout waiting in line for 4 hours for the chance to buy toilet paper, sugar, or coffee? You insult everyone who has ever lived under communist rule when you spout the things you do. Maybe you should do some research.

 
At 10:41 PM, Anonymous b-Cack said...

Phat Tony,

I am really intrigued by some of the posts I have seen here lately! I have to offer my congratulations and say "good job". You must have struck a nerve with the pinko,hippie,faggot, ant-Bush crowd if they are on your post crying about how "America violates human rights" and blah blah blah. I would be willing to bet a few things about this type of person and their thinking. A)They rushed out on 12 SEP 01 and tried to buy an American flag. B) They have never even left the United States, much less have any idea what actually goes on when the military deploys to conduct operations. C)They have never gone without shit, everyone of them stinkin' bastards complains about the "War in Iraq" and never even realizes how good they have it. Funny how we don't have any rationing of meat or gas or rubber or silk or people growind their own vegetables like we did in WWII.......... WE NEED TO CHANGE THE MOTTO ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY TO THIS: "Be as fat and worthless as you want, while sucking down a $5 mocha frappa latte Starbucks, while you badmouth the Country, President and Military." Get a clue people, Jib Jib don't give a shit what you think about his feelings, all he cares about is killing you and me and everyone else who isn't a Jib Jib. Just keep your head in the ground little ostrich, people like me make it safe for you to lay down your worthless heads at night. P.S. Please stop stealing oxygen from the rest of us. B-Cack

 
At 12:33 PM, Blogger Ssssteve said...

Doc, Awesome man, Awesome!!!

B-Cack, That was beautiful!!!!!!!

 
At 8:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

B-Cack,
Your have left me with goose bumps and my blood pumping. I coud not have said it better myself!!!

Thanks!!!

 
At 6:00 AM, Blogger miriam said...

The ponytail thing only works if you are balding in front and have grey, really scroungy hair. The further back your hairline, the longer the ponytail. Extra points for hair in the ears and nostrils.

 
At 1:58 PM, Blogger Uber said...

You really need to work on your people skills, Doc.


You keep running them off with truth when there's a wealth of humor to be had at their expense instead!

Engage them, pretend to take their opinions seriously so we can have a little fun with trolls for a week or so at least.

Or...not. ;)

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I left her comments on the Save Jill post.

 
At 3:03 AM, Anonymous steve the pirate said...

*slow clap*

DPT, B-Cack, you guys are the balls.

 

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