Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Hypothetically Speaking


Hey everyone. I’m here to take your questions in exchange for some ridiculous answers. Today’s theme is for everyone to ask me some hypothetical question. You can use the ol ‘I have a friend that has a problem’ or stick with the ‘what if’ schtick. Whatever it takes to make you feel normal. Leave them in the comments and hypothetically I’ll give you good answers.

15 Comments:

At 9:23 PM, Anonymous b-cack said...

Ok Phat Tony here is one.

Hypothetically speaking, if a hippie were to take a bath (catch your breath, I know it would NEVER happen but come on, humor me) so if said hippie were to take a bath, how much of each would they use: 1)Soap
2)Water
3)Patchoulie (a well known hippie cover scent)

 
At 10:32 PM, Blogger Daniel Levesque said...

Hypothetically speaking, would you rather spend the rest of your life stuck in a full service mansion with all of the luxuries you could ever want, but the problem being hat you must share it with 30 o fthe most liberal peopl eon the planet, or would you rather chew off your own foot?

www.ravingconservative.com

 
At 4:49 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Your pop is providing me with lunch today in honor of people eating a tasty animal day. So I will eat at least two or three tasty animals in support of PETA day. Thank you Jeff

 
At 4:55 AM, Anonymous FIAR said...

Hypothetically speaking, which would you rather be: Jill, or a dirty hippie PETArd?

 
At 5:42 AM, Anonymous linda said...

If a group of us went together and bought lottery tickets, in FL or GA, would you share the wealth or disappear overnight?

 
At 6:22 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

To springboard of of fitch:
Would you rather kill Jill, or a dirty-hippy PETArd?

 
At 6:24 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Hypothetically:
If you new a right wing blogger that was a gun nut and worked in the auto-industry, would you let him come over for supper and have a slice of jill?
If he brought some guns to shoot, would that help?
Heh.
Hypothetically, of course....

 
At 7:35 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

That should have been knew, not new.

 
At 8:04 AM, Blogger fmragtops said...

Let's say that I have a friend that has a hypothetical ex-wife. Hypothetically, do think he could hypothetically post her picture on his blog, and see if people will pay him hypothetical money to hypothetically not kill her...hypothetically speaking of course.

 
At 8:06 AM, Blogger Cove Rebel said...

I'm just glad UAW Guy didn't say "...and have a PIECE of Jill." THAT would be a whole different request!

 
At 9:06 AM, Blogger Crazy Politico said...

Hypothetically speaking, if Pamela "I am PETA" Anderson offered to do you like she did Tommy Lee in their home video in exchange for Jill's life, would you take the offer?

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger a4g said...

Hypothetically speaking, if you mated Jill with the Dr. Phat chimp, would you get a poo-throwing goat, or a monkey with a dog-pleasuring fetish?

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

Hypothetically speaking, if I had a very good marinade for goat meat, would I be invited to the barbecue?

 
At 12:36 PM, Anonymous beej said...

I have no question today :(

I just wanted to say that I fucking *hate* the smell of Patchouli! It makes me heave.

 
At 4:39 PM, Blogger Contagion said...

If you had the choice of doing a job you hated and making in excess of $250,000 a year or a Job you love doing making $35,000 a year. What would you do?

What if you couldn't blog with the job you hated?

 

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