Friday, March 31, 2006

Just Wondering

Does anyone else think that the anti-war crowd seems to mimic the people from Mars Attacks who constantly made excuses for Martians killing people?

Is there anything more fun than trying to cut down a sapling by shooting at it from 100 yards with a .22 mag?

How hard can it be to find illegal immigrants, when they gather in the streets by the thousands to protest anti-illegal immigration law?

Does anyone else think that James Carvil could be ET’s older brother?

Is there anything sweeter than having a former employer have to come to you and submit a bid to be your contractor?

How fast can a car go in reverse?

I’m going on a deep see fishing trip soon. Can I take Dramamine and still drink beer?

I understand that the top part of the ear is to help channel sound to the ear drum, but what is the ear lobe for?

Who is going to be responsible for my 50,000th hit?

How many of you are planning to come to the barbeque in September?

Does anyone think that Jill will be saved?


At 2:41 PM, Anonymous linda said...

Are you full of questions?

At 2:48 PM, Blogger The Anti-Hippie said...

1. Yes.
2. Doing it with a .17
3. Not particularly. You bigot. :P
4. No, no, not older brother. Father.
5. Heh. Nothing comes to mind.
6. About 40 mph
7. Sure. Just make sure to stay IN the boat.
8. To hang rocks from, apparently.
9. jimmyb
10. 37.2
11. Jill is (on) toast.

At 4:50 PM, Blogger Contagion said...

1. No that you mention it... yes.

2. Yes, using a smooth bore musket.

3. Pretty damn hard when you're not trying

4. no

5. Not really.

6. Depends on the car and how it is geared.

7. Technically no, but that never stopped me.

8. To have the ladies suck on... wait you said ears.

9. Probably someone accidently searching for midget pr0n.

10. I would love to, depending on what weekend it falls on.

11. Not if I can help it.

At 6:14 PM, Blogger Anna said...

You must find your own true answers, Grasshopper. :)

At 9:18 PM, Blogger a4g said...

1. Yes.
2. Yes, ripping its stupid sapling head off with your bare hands.
3. Hard, because while they're in the streets, everybody has to stay home and vacuum their own house.
4. No, because Carville doesn't seem to have a heart. Although his head does glow a little.
5. Depends on if it's the low bid.
6. How steep is the hill?
7. You can, but the trip may turn out to be deeper in the sea than you had planned.
8. Cutting open and shoving a dinner plates into until your lobes are like innertubes.
9. If you visit your own site as much as you visit mine, I suspect you will be.
10. I still hold out hope that Jill (the person) will sell enough hand-made hemp macrame to spare poor Jill's life.
11. See #10.

At 11:46 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

How hard can it be to find illegal immigrants, when they gather in the streets by the thousands to protest anti-illegal immigration law?

Word. Where's a 50-foot net when you need one?

At 9:39 PM, Blogger Walrilla said...

You silly person, earlobes are for grabbing dirty hippies by and stringing them up with.

At 9:29 AM, Blogger Pandy said...

Yeah. Definitely.

I'd pay to save the sapling, maybe, but not the goat.

I can find illegal immigrants any day of the week. Ever been to a horse racetrack?

I always thought James Carville was the Crypt Keeper's younger brother.

Er, I dunno? My former employer said I could get 40K to come back to work for 'em, but I continue to politely decline.

Not sure, but now I want to find out...

I think a4g was right about the beer & dramamine question. Inadvisable.

Earlobes are there for poking holes in. Same goes for eyebrows, bellybuttons, noses, uhhh, other stuff...

Not me I'll bet. Sorry. I just am so damn lazy.

I would, but I will be learning Italian by then. Bump the barbeque up to May and I'll be there.

I doubt it. I still think that goats just are no good for eatin, though... Maybe if you eat her in May while she's still little and tender? >:)

At 4:59 AM, Blogger PoP said...

I didn't realize you were such a deep stinker I mean thinker no I don't very good son. Risk the sea sickness and drink the beer.

At 9:52 AM, Blogger Deathlok said...

The illegal immigrants? They're not allowed in the street unless they are sweeping them. I usually find them on the rooves (roofs?) in building devlopments or hanging in a precarious position breathing in toxic fumes and doing jobs that the legals won't do!

At 7:12 PM, Blogger Toni said...

What - you're having a BBQ? Are riffraff invited?

At 7:20 AM, Blogger PoP said...

I was invited and you can't get any more riffraff than that. Of course their invited. I wouldn't be comfortible alone.


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