Kill Jill Vol. 1 Questions and Answers
I received quite a bit of interest in my Save Jill project yesterday, but I think I need to clear up some things. Some of you may think I’m joking and there are some other questions that may need to be answered. I’ll try to answer all the questions but if I leave some out just ask them in the comment section.
Q: You can’t be serious. This is a joke right? You’re not really going to kill Jill, are you?
A: I’m serious. Yes, I own Jill. Yes, on
Q: This can’t be legal. Isn’t this extortion?
A: Of course it’s legal. Jill is my property. Extortion would be if I threatened someone else’s goat.
Q: Isn’t this cruelty to animals? That wouldn’t be legal.
A: I’m not being cruel to Jill. Jill is having a wonderful time being a young goat as of right now. I’m going to kill her quite humanely. I’ll put a bullet through the base of her skull and sever the brain stem. She won’t even hear the shot.
Q: This is just a scam right? You’re trying to do the same thing as that Save Toby guy.
A: No it’s not a scam. That Save Toby guy went to a pet shop and picked up a bunny. He wasn’t even going to butcher Toby on his own. I doubt he ate it. I wouldn’t eat that rabbit; it looked to be mostly fat. Jill on the other hand will make one tasty dinner for a few people.
Q: Can I help save Jill besides donating money?
A: Sure. Here is a picture for Save Jill. Put it on your sight and have it linked to the donation page or the Save Jill article.
Q: Can I buy Jill from you to keep you from eating her?
A: The price is set at $16000. If there is a one time donor for all the marbles and they want to keep Jill. They can have her, but then I can't promise that Jill would have a long life.
Q: What if Jill makes $15999? Will she still be ate?
A: I’ll ask around to people I know to donate a dollar, before I put a bullet in her head. If no one can come up with the last buck; Jill is f**ked (shot in the head, you perverts).
Q: Do you really think Jill will be saved?
A: As of right now; things aren’t looking good for Jill. Not one dollar has been donated to keep Jill alive yet. It’s still early in the game though. So get out there and Save Jill.