Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Kill Jill Volume 2

It looks like the time span for Jill’s life has to be altered. I’ve received a lot of comments that have assured me that a year is too long for Jill. It seems the best time to end Jill would be at 7 months. The death clock has been reset with the end date on Sept 16, 2006. This reduces her time to make money but I’m going a step further to help her, sort of.

For those who would want to partake in some Jill barbeque, I have a new shirt to help show your support of eating Jill. The Kill Jill shirt is available for purchase now. So whether you want to Save Jill or Kill Jill, you can sport your convictions on the center of your chest. As always you can just donate to Save Jill.

Save Jill or not.

Update: Save Jill has made me number one for something.

17 Comments:

At 12:03 PM, Blogger fmragtops said...

Hey Doc, if you sell more Kill Jill shirts than Save Jill shirts and reach your goal, will Jill still die?

 
At 12:12 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I let her live, but she has a cousin...

just kidding I will use the money to have a barbeque with some store bought meat

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger Contagion said...

Let me get this straight. I want you to kill and eat Jill. However, If I buy a kill Jill shirt, then that money will help save her. I'm not seeing the incentive in buying a shirt here. :)

 
At 4:59 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I'm working on the whole save vrs kill thing now.

 
At 5:13 PM, Anonymous linda said...

Off subject, but I told you it was the Methodists!

 
At 6:05 PM, Blogger Crazy Politico said...

Darn it I can't afford a t-shirt. Will you save me some ribs from the BBQ?

 
At 7:38 PM, Blogger rachel said...

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At 7:41 PM, Blogger rachel said...

Too bad she's not a sheep, this guy might have been been interested in helping save her.

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger Anna said...

I still say you oughta have a pig roast instead! Mmmmm pork! ;)

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger a4g said...

Dude, you've gotta start using Firefox.

Jill is even tastier looking on Firefox.

 
At 9:50 PM, Anonymous linda said...

Rachel's post---ewwwww! Sicko!

 
At 11:07 PM, Blogger Nightcrawler said...

Yes, a pig roast in honor of the prophet Mohammed! That would be the perfect thing to do with the money if you raise enough to save Jill. You could wrap a towel around your head, put on a fake beard and chow down on some ribs!

 
At 4:51 AM, Anonymous FIAR said...

Now you speakah my language. Kill Jill, Kill Jill!

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger bob said...

Not a goat meat fan, but there could be a better use for Jill, such as:
1. Relieving herself at Democratic/moonbat rallies.
2. Attacking hippies.
3. Garbage disposal (they eat just about anything, don't they?).
4. Stalking Hillary.
Save Jill!

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous DPT Wife said...

No "Bob" that's pigs that eat anything and you better stop making fun of Jill , and save her life, donkey ......!!!!

 
At 11:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

But this has already been done before...with a bunny. Try a new idea before recycling.

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

So anon I guess you won't be there for the memorial service?

 

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