Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Long Time Since


…I had a question and answer. I think it’s high time I had another one. Ask me questions in the comments. Whether it’s on politics, social problems, relationship advice, or how to pick the right wine to go with Ramen noodles, I can make something up that sounds like I spent a whole 30 seconds thinking about it. All right guys (and girls if there are any left that read this sight) start asking.

31 Comments:

At 4:49 AM, Blogger Steve the Pirate said...

Two questions, DPT:

1. What is it going to take to keep the Dhimmicrats from taking control of the government?

2. Why do hotdogs come in packages of ten and buns only come in packages of eight?

 
At 7:57 AM, Anonymous tommy said...

Should you leave the skin on for mashed potatoes?

Is it OK to peel the potatoes before you bake them?

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Will Cynthia McKinney speak at my Fraternal Order of Police meting?

What country will Israel bitch-slap next?

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Are you fattening up Jill?

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger Ssssteve said...

I have big feet and big hands, what does that mean doc?

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger PoP said...

What wine goes with BBQed Goat named Jill, and in what quantity?

 
At 5:19 PM, Anonymous fmragtops said...

Doc, since Sssteve has big hands and big feet, doesn't that mean he's a sasquatch?

When are we gonna get another Phat History Lesson?

 
At 7:03 PM, Anonymous FIAR said...

Are you ever going to post on a regular basis again?

When are we gonna get another Phat History Lesson?

 
At 7:20 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Do you prefer boxers, briefs or Miss Australia?

 
At 12:36 AM, Anonymous SeanS said...

Where do those socks go that I keep losing in the dryer?

When are you going to do another Phat history lesson?

 
At 6:31 AM, Anonymous FatWhiteMan said...

Does the noise in my head bother you?

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger Rooster Cashews said...

What is the best way to draw traffic to a blog? Is it biting political insight? Humorous anecdotes? Sucking up to people on other blogs by commenting for name recognition? Or posting pictures of scantily clad women?

Your thoughts, please.

 
At 11:05 AM, Blogger Damian G. said...

Is the monkey accompanying your Q & A posts an actual representation of the blog's author, and does he fling his own poo on a regular basis?

 
At 12:45 PM, Anonymous Lil B-Cack said...

I have to start back to school in a few weeks at wonderful Hippie University.. What are some new ways to piss off hippies? I never thought I would say this but i'm getting sort of sick at yelling and throwing things at them....
Oh! and B-cack is coming home in a few weeks, what's the best way to introduce him to my new boyfriend without causing B-Cack a brain hemmorage?
And since i'm on a roll, how do i convince my parents to buy me a chimp for my birthday?

 
At 6:12 PM, Blogger Contagion said...

Why is it that when I want to find a new beer to try, the stores only carry it in a case? Also, why is it when I actually shell out the cash to buy it, the inevitablly always taste like backwash?

 
At 10:30 PM, Blogger The Evil Emperor Mindstation said...

Let's say I don't have a civilian AR-15.

If I didn't want to convert it into a fully automatic weapon, what steps wouldn't I take to not accomplish that?

 
At 4:54 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Lets say I didn't know how to convert a semi auto AR 15 to a fully auto. could I still call a terrorist a muslim terrorist if he is holding an AK47?

 
At 5:31 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

No more questions, i need time to answer these.

 
At 9:07 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Why is it taking so long to answer our questions?

Heh.

 
At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boyfriend???????????/ I passed out....junior exploded.... ? what..

 
At 5:44 PM, Anonymous lil" b-cack said...

real anonymous comment b-cack.... and i never said I did, i was talking hypothetically...

 
At 8:10 PM, Anonymous SeanS said...

Not a question: Where'd DPT go? I want answers!

 
At 9:03 PM, Blogger Peakah said...

Is this question too late? Is this really a question? What the hell am I doing here? Is that three questions? Am I late as well as over my question limit? Is my beer gone?

 
At 11:07 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I want answers, dammit!!

 
At 12:16 AM, Anonymous Storm said...

dont forget to answer the jill questions....dont forget .. dont slack either!
im just saying.... its comming soon, yes? i want jill meat...

 
At 2:05 PM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

What?

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger The Evil Emperor Mindstation said...

Last night I had a dream you put up the answers.

You have strong shoulders.

 
At 4:51 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Due to my son being kidnapped by space alians wearing tinfoil hats from the planet Zenon. His aswers have been delayed,or I, his Feeble nearly blind old man will answer them for him.

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

"Where in the world is Dr. Phat Tony?" That is the title of my new children's book.

 
At 12:58 AM, Blogger LadyGunn said...

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What is the airspeed velocity of a dead parrot carrying a coconut made of SPAM while flying over singing lumberjacks wearing high heels, suspenders & a bra?

 
At 11:46 AM, Anonymous fmragtops said...

Are you talking about a European swallow, or an african swallow?

 

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