Long Time Since
…I had a question and answer. I think it’s high time I had another one. Ask me questions in the comments. Whether it’s on politics, social problems, relationship advice, or how to pick the right wine to go with Ramen noodles, I can make something up that sounds like I spent a whole 30 seconds thinking about it. All right guys (and girls if there are any left that read this sight) start asking.
posted by Dr. Phat Tony @ 3:55 AM
31 comments
31 Comments:
Two questions, DPT:
1. What is it going to take to keep the Dhimmicrats from taking control of the government?
2. Why do hotdogs come in packages of ten and buns only come in packages of eight?
Should you leave the skin on for mashed potatoes?
Is it OK to peel the potatoes before you bake them?
Will Cynthia McKinney speak at my Fraternal Order of Police meting?
What country will Israel bitch-slap next?
Are you fattening up Jill?
I have big feet and big hands, what does that mean doc?
What wine goes with BBQed Goat named Jill, and in what quantity?
Doc, since Sssteve has big hands and big feet, doesn't that mean he's a sasquatch?
When are we gonna get another Phat History Lesson?
Are you ever going to post on a regular basis again?
When are we gonna get another Phat History Lesson?
Do you prefer boxers, briefs or Miss Australia?
Where do those socks go that I keep losing in the dryer?
When are you going to do another Phat history lesson?
Does the noise in my head bother you?
What is the best way to draw traffic to a blog? Is it biting political insight? Humorous anecdotes? Sucking up to people on other blogs by commenting for name recognition? Or posting pictures of scantily clad women?
Your thoughts, please.
Is the monkey accompanying your Q & A posts an actual representation of the blog's author, and does he fling his own poo on a regular basis?
I have to start back to school in a few weeks at wonderful Hippie University.. What are some new ways to piss off hippies? I never thought I would say this but i'm getting sort of sick at yelling and throwing things at them....
Oh! and B-cack is coming home in a few weeks, what's the best way to introduce him to my new boyfriend without causing B-Cack a brain hemmorage?
And since i'm on a roll, how do i convince my parents to buy me a chimp for my birthday?
Why is it that when I want to find a new beer to try, the stores only carry it in a case? Also, why is it when I actually shell out the cash to buy it, the inevitablly always taste like backwash?
Let's say I don't have a civilian AR-15.
If I didn't want to convert it into a fully automatic weapon, what steps wouldn't I take to not accomplish that?
Lets say I didn't know how to convert a semi auto AR 15 to a fully auto. could I still call a terrorist a muslim terrorist if he is holding an AK47?
No more questions, i need time to answer these.
Why is it taking so long to answer our questions?
Heh.
Boyfriend???????????/ I passed out....junior exploded.... ? what..
real anonymous comment b-cack.... and i never said I did, i was talking hypothetically...
Not a question: Where'd DPT go? I want answers!
Is this question too late? Is this really a question? What the hell am I doing here? Is that three questions? Am I late as well as over my question limit? Is my beer gone?
I want answers, dammit!!
dont forget to answer the jill questions....dont forget .. dont slack either!
im just saying.... its comming soon, yes? i want jill meat...
What?
Last night I had a dream you put up the answers.
You have strong shoulders.
Due to my son being kidnapped by space alians wearing tinfoil hats from the planet Zenon. His aswers have been delayed,or I, his Feeble nearly blind old man will answer them for him.
"Where in the world is Dr. Phat Tony?" That is the title of my new children's book.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is the airspeed velocity of a dead parrot carrying a coconut made of SPAM while flying over singing lumberjacks wearing high heels, suspenders & a bra?
Are you talking about a European swallow, or an african swallow?
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