Bush Supporters Give Praise
Since the cat has been let out of the bag by Venezuelan Communist wacko Chavez, Bush supporters have gone into the public eye by sacrificing sheep to their exalted evil lord.
Despite earlier rumors, Karl Rove is not the devil, but instead is just a demon demigod working for the antichrist. Democrats, not wanting to give Bush any power at all, have gone on the defensive saying that Bush is not the devil but instead an evil, Bull Connor(ish) loser, that kills innocent civilians in a war that was brought on by lies. Definitely not the devil though. Hillary Clinton confirmed this stating “I know the devil and Bush isn’t it.”
Note from Phat Tony: Did anyone else notice that Chavez’ speech sounded like a broken record? He must have said devil eight times in a row before moving on to what he was actually talking about. Also I really liked the inflection in the interpreter’s voice when translating the speech. She made the speech very light in spite of all the devil talk.