Friday, September 22, 2006

Bush Supporters Give Praise

Since the cat has been let out of the bag by Venezuelan Communist wacko Chavez, Bush supporters have gone into the public eye by sacrificing sheep to their exalted evil lord.

Despite earlier rumors, Karl Rove is not the devil, but instead is just a demon demigod working for the antichrist. Democrats, not wanting to give Bush any power at all, have gone on the defensive saying that Bush is not the devil but instead an evil, Bull Connor(ish) loser, that kills innocent civilians in a war that was brought on by lies. Definitely not the devil though. Hillary Clinton confirmed this stating “I know the devil and Bush isn’t it.”

Note from Phat Tony: Did anyone else notice that Chavez’ speech sounded like a broken record? He must have said devil eight times in a row before moving on to what he was actually talking about. Also I really liked the inflection in the interpreter’s voice when translating the speech. She made the speech very light in spite of all the devil talk.

7 Comments:

At 9:21 AM, Anonymous linda said...

Sorry I missed the comedy. He's such a comedian. I bet the people back home just laugh and laugh everyday!

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Chavez is the new David Puddy. "Gotta support the team. High five."

 
At 10:53 AM, Blogger a4g said...

Isn't it generally polite to keep devil talk light? I know whenever the family gets together for a holiday, and the talk invariably shifts to who is "the dark lord", or which of the in-laws "worships Lucifer", "sacrifices babies", or "drinks the blood of virgins", I like to keep things breezy by shouting favorite song titles inspired by all things Satanic.

Holidays are great, aren't they?

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger PoP said...

Well son, glad to see you back to funny. supposed to rain Sunday, but if you still want me to Cap Jill just call we should have her cleaned and ready for roasting in a couple of hours. Let me know so i can sharpen the knives.

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Ya, I'm going to update on that this weekend. There has been a strange twist in the plot (plite) of Jill.

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Strange twist? You will not be sacrificing Jill to the evil dark conservative demigod?

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger Uber said...

Ha! I also enjoyed the interpreter’s voice in comparison to the intended spooky message.

 

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