Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Down Range Pornography

If you’ve been reading my website for any amount of time you would have noticed the ad on the side labeled “Porn for Troops”. This is my attempt at giving something to our men downrange while they’re away from home. Many people don’t know that men that are deployed have no access to pornography. I went over this in my last article.

One person has recognized the need for our soldiers to have some visually stimulating pictures in order to release some stress. Thank you who ever you are for your donation it will be used to help the soldiers. I explained it to another person the other day. Soldiers want to remain faithful to their loved ones and also want to follow the non-fraternization rule that the Army enforces. This is why I’m sending these magazines to the troops. It’s not because I’m a pervert or because they are. Men will be men and there is nothing wrong with them having some adult magazines to help them get some alone time. If you want to donate feel free to give as much as you can here. Tell all your friends (or at least the ones that you would not be embarrassed to tell) and help me send the troops some adult entertainment.

Please Donate to Help Send Pornography to Our Troops.

15 Comments:

At 2:08 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

No porno for the troops? And we call this country GREAT??? Someone send some Jenna Jameson over there . . . stat!

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger rachel said...

There are a lot of people here in Phoenix that would like to see Jenna herself shipped over there, one way ticket. They hate her nightclub.

 
At 12:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Porn doesn't encourage men to not cheat. Men who are dogs are going to be dogs whether they have a stroke mag or not. Any guy who uses the excuse of "Sorry, I couldn't choke my chicken properly without a copy of Granny Jugs, so I had to hop on a cot with PVT Sassypants," is a rat bastard and deserves what's coming to him.

 
At 5:20 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Pandy,

Maybe a cheater will always remain so. I just know most of the "Cheaters" waited till they got back from deployment to cheat. If you want, think it like you're sending a reward for the guys that are doing the right thing.

 
At 5:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I somehow managed to miss that post...comments were hilarious.

 
At 7:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh.

"Granny Jugs."

 
At 12:37 PM, Blogger spacemonkey said...

I tagged you, weirdo.

 
At 7:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours, Doc.

 
At 7:17 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours, Doc.
God bless, and keep up teh funny! :)

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Merry Christmas right back at you. I would comment on Uber's blog but it won't let me. I think it's a conspiracy.

 
At 11:52 PM, Anonymous Storm said...

Hope you & Mrs DPT had a very merry holiday, with some kick a** Ghirardelli hot chocolate to share & keep you both warm (*wink, wink*)!

So, when are you going to put up a new blog? im getting slightly impatient. ;P

 
At 4:10 PM, Blogger Contagion said...

Quit "quality checking" all the porn your receiving and post something dammit!

 
At 12:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol I agree Contagion, that must have been one helluva donation.

You'll put your eye out, Doc!

 
At 5:54 PM, Blogger Contagion said...

Okay, okay, okay I get the hint. Put the lotion down and step away from the porn! I've done a pilsner review so you would get out of your funk and start posting again.

 
At 10:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

update your pharkin site already!!!

 

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