Since I’m Stuck at a Desk
Since I’m stuck at a desk without too much to do, I’ll update everyone with my shenanigans.
We’ve actually won two games now. Yippy! We’re not the worse! We’re not the worse! We’ve still only got about 6 guys playing and stock in Aleve is probably going way up but if it makes a mark in the win column I’ll survive.
The Marcotte Thingy:
A politician makes a bad decision. Who would’ve thunk it. Next subject.
I have a close to debilitating fear. The fear that my pants are unzipped is almost crippling my ability to function out in public. I’m constantly checking them and thus increasing the chances of someone catching me checking my fly and thinking I’m some kind of pervert. It’s not like I have to check it three times in a row or anything that obsessive. It’s more like that I’m afraid that the fly is left in the up position therefore susceptible to gravity. Gravity’s a bitch and can embarrass us all. What’s really funny is I bet everyone that read this checked their fly and made sure they were laughing at me instead of with me, and if you didn’t check your fly yet I bet you are now.
Half Hour News Hour:
The new show that is going to be appearing on Fox this Sunday is a big fat turd and needs to be flushed before the rest of America deems this right wing humor. Why can’t they move Greg Gutfelds show Red Eye to that time slot so I can see it.