Monday, May 21, 2007

Gun Pron

Ya for gun pron. What's really great about this weapon is that it uses 22lr. What a great way to waste 6 bucks in a few seconds.

Put it on our site.

Put it on your site.

Unoriginally Funny

Since I'm to busy lazy to write my own stuff. I'll give you this.


It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.


A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads,

" Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.

Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."


A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Thursday, May 17, 2007

What in the World

Want to know what's going on in the world?

Try this Map.

I thought it was pretty cool.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

The Mystery That is Fred

I'm doing my part to coax him to enter. You should do you part by buying some swag.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Who’s Crazy Now?

“I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Daily Kos" (editors note: changed to make sense with the subjects), masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fu**ing crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?” -Detective Mills

There are rumors that Rosanne Barr is to replace Rosie O’Donnel on the View. Now both of them are certifiable. I’m pretty sure that neither of them thinks of themselves this way. I do wonder who they think is crazy though. I’m fairly sure that crazy people find their own twisted logic to be completely normal, but I wonder who crazy people think are wacked out of their minds. Like did the VT student Cho, ever say: “Jeffery Dahlmer was one crazy wacko.” Did Manson ever say “That Hitler guy was a few boy scouts short of a jamboree.” Has a “Truther” ever pointed at a Moon Landing Denier and said, “Those guys need to take off their tinfoil hats and look at the facts.”

Just wondering.