Memes in the Corner of My Mind
A4G Point Five memed me. Which is only as half dirty as it sounds. Probably wanted to breathe some life into my “blog”; whatever that means. So without further ado,
1. Let others know who tagged you.
2. Players start with 8 random facts about themselves.
3. Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 8 random facts. (I finished part one and half of 3 already.)
4. Players should tag 8 other people and notify them the have been tagged.
Here I go:
1. I am male and therefore have a penis. This is incontrovertibly a fact, despite what you’ve heard.
2. I married a female who does not have a penis. Also a fact, just not as random after the first one.
3. Wyatt took me off his blog role. He is a jerk for doing this. (This is a two-fer fact)
4. I would like nothing more than my neighbor’s dogs to be run over by cars. Not my car mind you, anyone else is fine by me.
5. I can say water in five languages. This has never helped me score with a chick. (Another two-fer fact)
6. A cat once bit my nose while I was asleep. This cat’s teeth were very pointy and sharp. As long as I distinguish a singular cat this is still a fact; both action and description.
7. I can raise my left eyebrow without raising my right, but I can’t reverse and raise my right without raising my left.
8. As I wrote that last fact I spent a few moments trying just to end up making faces at the computer monitor. No one walked by to see me.
Insolublog (for the same reason as everyone else. To coax him back to blogging.)
And four other people who feel like being tagged.